What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?